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09.16.06
thesuperficial.com
Thesuperficial is one of my favorite sites on the internet. If you have not had the pleasure, do yourself a favor and check it out. I am warning you though, you will probably be addicted. The dude is just funny as all hell. He reports on the days latest Hollywood gossip/news with his own hilarious commentary added in to help us to give a shit. Here's an outtake from yesterday's legitimate news that Eddie Murphy and that horrible woman who played Scary Spice in the Spice girls are getting serious.
"It's hard to go anywhere but up after being caught picking up a transvestite hooker but it seems Eddie Murphy has still somehow managed to screw that up. If you want to quash rumors you're into women with penises you don't go out and hook up with Scary Spice. That's like trying to convince your friends you don't like doing it with porcupines and then introducing them to your new hedgehog girlfriend. Or some other analogy that doesn't involve having sex with small rodents." thesuperficial.com
-brynot