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10.31.06
LET'S CELEBRATE SAMHAIN!!
Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, in my opinion, three of the greatest bands of all time. Yes, fucking Danzig too, jerk!!
Glenn Danzig was able to slowly evolve, over three generations of punk, in an unmatched fury of creativity. The Misfits were truly punk - DIY record label and all (Plan 9). They turned thousands of kids onto their morbid love of horror and tragedy. The group of ghoulish fans in the late 70's/early 80's, were just too damn lucky to have been able to be around such an awe inspiring thing as the Misfits. How could a group of kids from the middle of north Jersey be so ingenious? I can't even think of one bad song from that original incarnation. Unfortunately, the original Misfits only lasted six short years. Fortune rewards the cursed, and as soon as The Misfits broke up, the evil one blessed us with the mighty Samhain. Though it was a little slower, and maybe a few tracks were a little too familiar, everyone was just happy to watch Glenn in that big creepy leather mask (there are a few vids on Youtube, check 'em). Then came the masterpiece, "Danzig I". Holy Halloween! Did this record put the cock back into the walk of punk. Being that I'm kinda gettin' old, I got that record when it was released and I expected more Samhain-ish goth rock. Instead, sitting in Jimmy Crabtree's 1975 Toyota Corolla, I heard every awesome riff that I ever loved in rock, and it was all in the first few notes of Twist of Cain. It was like Satan, Zeppelin, ACDC, and Sabbath all had a backstage orgy and 666 days later they gave birth to a evil baby Elvis.
So in celebration of the last 29 years that the earth has been listening to Glenn Danzig et al., let us dress in our ghoulish best, think about dead Marilyn and a bleeding JFK, put on some sparring gloves and listen to your choice: The Misfits, Samhain, or Danzig.
-brynot
10.26.06
Interactive Internet
It's kinda sad how slowly the internet has turned into another "boob tube". Not that people haven't been wasting their time on here for years, chatting to strangers about their mundane lives, jerking off to porn, gambling, buying another man's junk, etc... It brought the world closer together only to make everyone realize that life is the same all over, boring. The hope that technology will turn us into some fascinating, flying, cyborg time travellers is just fantasy. It certainly seemed like the internet was a step towards living our lives like some sci-fi comic book, but the truth is it's just a way to waste time. Yes, you could argue that it's a way to make commerce, but i don't believe most of us are on here for more than a convenient source allowing one to slowly tick away the hours until our hearts stop and we get disconnected. Oh, the irony!
click the images, smartypants!
Till then, I have found a few interesting ways to fool yourself into thinking the internet is still fascinating. The first is a stupid new website found at www.msdewey.com. It's a search engine that makes you feel dumb by having a sexy yet cunning little brunette answer your questions before listing your search engine query. Next up, an old site that is relevant. The Subservient Chicken will do most things you ask him to. He'll even pull out his chicken tender and bread it. Ok, that's a lie, but try asking him to, you'll roll on the floor laughing (ROFL for you pro timewasters).
Holy Good God!
Ok, I know I've been posting way too many videos linked to Youtube lately, but this is the best one yet. Nick Carter is some guy you all know from one of those horrible horrible boy bands. He has a little brother, Aaron, that was on the Disney Channel rapping to children about lollipops when my son was young enough to know better than to watch such drivel. It turns out these guys were double-teaming Paris Hilton with a monkey or something good like that, and they blew up on each other while filming for a reality show about their kooky exploits.
Classic Aaron Carter lines:
I WANT SOME FUCKING COCAINE!
If only I was cool like Jake I could walk into my local convenience store and conveniently get a can of Cocaine. But I can't since I live in Florida and Jake's in the Big Apple. You can only get this stuff in NY and CA. So no Booger Soda for me. Look at this clip of Rosie O'Donnell snorting this shit and then snot rocketing it onto the floor.
10.03.06
That Little Dancing Midget
I assume that many of you have seen the "Little Superstar" on Myspace or Youtube. Well, that shit just got better! If Mike cared, this would be his post.
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Here's the whole movie. The dancing is at 7:54" into the movie. That little baby is smoking reefer when he get's done with that jam. I like him.
09.29.06
MASTODON
If you have not bought your copy of Blood Mountain yet, then you better start retracing your steps because it seems that you lost your balls! Clicking on that image will bring up their latest video "Wolf Is Loose."
TVM 002 features a fucking hilarious interview and sweet sweet live footage.
Go to the Mastodon Website and drool.Hollywood Turds!
It must be sad when you've made a living off of making bad pop music and then you find yourself all grown-up and feeling like a tool. Live it up, shithead!
09.25.06
What's all the hub-bub, bub?
Of course all of our well-informed and politically aware readers of this website have seen the interview between Clinton and Fox News's Chris Wallace. Like me, you probably think "I don't really give a shit about what all of you white devils say. You're all liars with hidden agendas." Still, it was kinda fun to watch Clinton defend himself against the weasels at Fox News. It was kinda like watching the pot and the kettle fighting over who's blackest. Or in this case, who's whitest. The most humorous result of this interview is the trend of conservative* reporters to say
"the last time I saw Clinton wave his finger was when he said he didn't sleep with that whore. He's a liar now like he was then. All Heil GWB!!"
Ok, I'm not defending Clinton. Part of me wants to just because I hate our current buffoon, but like I said, in the end, these are just two white devils hashing it out.
[*I hate to use that term, because to label one as a conservative and another as a liberal is to actually recognize a difference between them. I don't see any. News networks are a business, and their business is to make as many viewers view their programs so their sponsors pay big bucks for commercials. Money is the name of the game. Yes, the news is biased, but not towards the left or right, but towards the green. -brynot
"Howard Zinn is not afriad."
TVM 002 features an interview with the outspoken Propagandhi. The boys in Propagandhi run a record label called G7 Welcoming Commitee. The label has released three records by Howard Zinn. If you don't know much about him, here's a taste. I think I've linked up enough sites where you'll be an expert in no time. Hopefully, it's enough to spark an interest in reading his books and hearing his records. -brynot
UNECESSARY MOVIE REVIEW
Yes, I saw the Jackass 2 movie. Yes, I thought it was funny as shit. Yes, the parents in the theater that brought their 10 year olds should be beaten and bludgeoned. Yes, you should drop your inhibitions and get really high and go laugh until your gut hurts. I just want some little fat kid to tell me that someone in the theater puked off the balcony and then everyone started puking all over each other. -brynot
09.23.06
MEDIUMRARE RADIO
Mediumrare is an internet based radio station. It's broadcast internationally, obviously wherever there's internet access. The shows are live and the content is varied. Everything and anything from punk, metal, talk, whatever you want. You can be sure of that by filling out an application and becoming a DJ, playing your own brand of music. Pretty cool. Here's a schedule. Check out my boy Spoony P of RPG for the best rock-n-roll selection on the program. -brynot
Speaking of R.P.G
Here's the trailer for their upcoming documentary Thrillion. -brynot