News
11.30.06
Funny/Not Funny
I don't usually click on those damn banners on Myspace, or anywhere for that matter, but I saw this "cloning" website's banner, and being the pundit of stem cell research that I am, I had to click. Very funny website.
11.21.06
Naked Ladies Rip!
Rodney Still Rips!
I Should Never Post Videos of Midgets Fighting. Ever!!
TYBEE ISLAND, GA SKATEPARK
It seems that they even skate in the Low Country of Georgia. In between the fallen coquina plantations live a bunch of little doods that need a skatepark. Seems that a bunch of old bastards on the city commish think it's a waste of money. So these little doods took action and have started an online petition we can all sign in order to help them out at their city meeting next week.
11.20.06
Ummm... Just click on Kramer. Jesus!
11.13.06
WHILE YOU WAIT...
While we're all waiting patiently for the next issue to get back from the plant, check out what some of our friends from the upcoming TVM002 are doing.
Mastodon: 2007 US TOUR
Just in case you actually do live under a rock, after you get your copy of TVM002 you'll have found the evil metal of Mastodon undeniably addicting. You'll be craving more Mastodon! And, as our master plan unfolds, you'll have the perfect opportunity to get it, and get it in in your face, live!!! Mastodon will be touring with Converge and Priestess right after the turn of the new year. Like me, your resolution for the new year is probably going to be "listen to more metal." Too easy!
Click here to get your tickets before everyone else!
Tour Dates 2007:
Ty Evans does the Skate Fairy
I think it's fair to say that Ty might be obsessed with filming. That's probably bad for Ty's need for sleep, but great for us. He is constantly updating his website, SkateFairy, with the with snippets of his latest adventures with the world's best skaters.
Mike Sieben: Children's Illustrator Gone bad.
When TVM flew first class around the globe from Gainesville to Austin, I personally had no idea that I'd meet a such wonderfully evil artist as Mr. Mike Sieben. Not evil like the 13 year old dude that carves pentagrams on his hands and grows up to be a tattoo artist or serial killer (either/or), but evil as in he draws skulls and images of death on top of all of his Maurice Sendak illustrations when he's eight years old, then grows up to live in a quite suburb with a cookie cutter family that watches "Dancing with the Stars." Meanwhile, dad sits in his studio drawing out his childood fantasies of turning cute teddy bears into dead cute teddy bears in order to have friends to hang out with. It's what I would have done if I could have drawn a lick more than stick figures of skateboarders riding pools and Rat Bones rats in the pages of my mathbook. Go to Mike's website and this will all make sense.
Lucero: I Like My Punk With a Country Chaser.
TVM took a train, first class, halfway around Southern Asia before we realized that Memphis was just a days carride from Florida, Duh! (I'll tell you the story about Mike getting sold into slavery in Thailand later). Once back, we got on a steamship in the harbor of new Orleans and trekked up the Mississippi to the great city of Memphis where we wrangled steer and ate pancakes topped with blueberry vodka. This is how Lucero lives everyday. You can hear it their lyrics and feel it in their tunes. They even been known to make entire wedding parties cry like babies. Don't believe me? Look for yourself.
-brynot